No I will not buy you cigarettes.

Whenever I talk to my buddy Nate Dell I never refer to him as just Nate. Not even Nathan. It's always been, and always will be Nate Dell. He's probably one of the only Nates I even talk to anymore so there's no need for the last name, but it's always there. If I call his house or his girlfriend's phone, "Is Nate Dell around?". Whoever answers normally giggles.

Nate Dell (1/1000, @F1.8, ISO400)